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2 definitions by sir tommay

 
1.
An optimist is Some person who comes home finds thier back door broken into and thinks a surprise partys been arranged for them
"optimist"e.g if i step on to this train track a train wont run me over because im such a darn nice person
by sir tommay November 01, 2006
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2.
something tony blair needed to have so he could become prime minister
"Erection"-this can be explained by what the effects of viagra have on tony blair because hes one big D""k
by sir tommay November 01, 2006
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