simply the best's definitions

head hair

When performing fellatio and a hair, generally a pubic hair, enters the fallatiater's mouth. Occasionally the hair will get snagged between the victim's teeth causing significant irritation. Another typical scenario includes the hair sticking to the tongue, often precipitating a half-cough/half-gag reaction similar to a cat coughing up a hair ball.

"Ugh, I always get head hair when I blow Tommy. I wish he'd trim his pubes."

by Simply the best October 3, 2016

REAR GUNNER

A male of dubious sexuality who likes to do another bloke up the arse

Big Kris shot his load up Ingrams shitter last night, he's such a rear gunner

by simply the best May 13, 2003

whohanow

Whohanow, also spelled "who-ha-now" was derived from "who in the what now." although many have debated as to whether the word truly exists, one finds it hard to converse with certain people without using this witty term.

ERICA!!! CRIPES, what in the whohanow do you think you're doing?! STOP RUBBING YOURSELF WITH THOSE SOCKS!!!

by Simply The Best May 18, 2004