1 definition by simonthebigfatpieman

the action of kissing your hand and then slapping someone square in the forhead using the same hand with the intention of causing pain.
"ouch why did you slap me"
"its love spam"
"yeah but it hurt"
"i did it with love though"
"love hurts"
by simonthebigfatpieman May 6, 2007
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