simon gardner's definitions

hairy lip

where the upper lip of human has hair emerging from it.

Evian: Helen, im sorry for making fun of your very hairy lip.

by simon gardner September 12, 2006

hot dog bandit

not really a theif, but more of a psycophanatic! disguised as a robber, this once hot dog salesmen takes pleasure in stealing your hotdogs once you have bought it. A hot dog bandit is alergic to mustard, except for french.

Man: Oh No! its the hot dog bandit! he is going to steal my hot dog. What Shall i do? Jimmy, eat my hot dog, but dont digest it yet.
Jimmy: Woof

by simon gardner September 13, 2006

Fooker Looker

is someone who looks like fook mi on austin powers.

i look like fook mi on austin powers, therefore im a fooker looker

by simon gardner September 13, 2006

sideburns

associated with the hairy lip, sideburns are the growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be styled in various ways using TREsemme products.

Hippie: Dude, look at my hot sideburns

by simon gardner September 12, 2006

screw

1. To have sex with someone.
2. Something placed into a wall.
3. Placing the person you had sex with in a wall.

I screwed bobby into a wall!

by simon gardner September 13, 2006