getting cock blocked by an old person.
I was hitting on this fine looking nurse at the old folks home when my grandma told her about me being unemployed.
me: "nice Grandfather cock block g-ma!"
G-ma: "shut up and drink your ovaltine"
anything horrible to look at; but mostly bad TV.
E.G. reality TV or Jersey shore.
Me: "ahhh gawd"
You: "what's wrong"
Me: "i was watching faux news and now i have Eyearrhea!"
You: "uhgg go wipe your eyes off"
when you rub your penis on an object and wait for your friend to touch said object
Your friend: "what?"
You: " i Kevin Gayconed your spoon!!!"
Your friend: "AHHHHH, sick that was in my mouth!!"
when someone on the highway can pass you on the left but decides to pass you on the right instead.
dude, did you see that guy change lanes to pass me on the right?
Yeah, what a passhole
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