12 definitions by silence

fist-fuck your face

get punched hard in the mouth

I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face!

by silence March 26, 2003

columbine

An admittedly very tragic event that happened THREE YEARS AGO.
It is time for the country to move on and stop letting fear run the lives of its people. If we allow fear to control what we do or how we act, then those two assholes won.

I can't wear a jacket into class when I'm cold because everyone is still hung up about Columbine.

by silence January 28, 2004

dick smuggler

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.

You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!

by silence March 28, 2003

durdenism

A word, phrase, or philosophy taken either directly or indirectly from the teachings of our leader, Tyler Durden.

"You are not your fucking khakis."

by silence November 9, 2003

poopdick

A dude who ass fucks other dudes. A homo, but not a taker.

The gay bar was loaded with poopdicks.

by silence March 31, 2003