by sicmyduck June 28, 2019
A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
The one and only true savior. Has a very popular cable access show in South Park Colorado. Is known to smite sinners with a M-4 assault rifle.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Before the 1975 model year considered the God of muscle cars. Owning one in high school during the 60s and early 70s guaranteed you the ability to lay a majority of the popular girls. Labeled as a symbol of racism due to a crappy late 70s early 80s television show about redneck moonshiners running from a mentally deficient sheriff on the take by the morbidly obese version of Colonel Sanders.
Luke: Hell yeah Bo. That Dodge Charger is a total pussy magnet. Bo: Yeah Luke ,this will help me lay cousin Daisy in no time!
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
The one time self proclaimed king of rednecks. Was known to roam around his hometown in south Georgia in his obnoxious pickup truck equipped with smokestacks donning the words REDNECK POWER. Always seen in public guzzling PBR being extremely intoxicated but being quickly dismissed by local law enforcement due to being a 'good ole boy', and being the brother of an American president. Ran an hole in the wall gas station where he peddled the worlds most shittiest beer labeled with his name. Engaged in many successful attempts to throughly humiliate his brother.
by sicmyduck June 28, 2019
Like regular A.I.D.s but dire. Contracted by being bitten by dire wolves or dire bears in the Canadian wilderness. Can be cured by Canadian nurses. You will continue to have A.I.D.s but no longer dire.
by sicmyduck September 13, 2019
Hey Lenney! We just got a snuff film starring Moaning O'brian. Lenney: Oh the one that Andy Rictor sits on his face.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019