sicmyduck's definitions

Wesley Crusher

A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.

My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Dodge Charger

Before the 1975 model year considered the God of muscle cars. Owning one in high school during the 60s and early 70s guaranteed you the ability to lay a majority of the popular girls. Labeled as a symbol of racism due to a crappy late 70s early 80s television show about redneck moonshiners running from a mentally deficient sheriff on the take by the morbidly obese version of Colonel Sanders.

Luke: Hell yeah Bo. That Dodge Charger is a total pussy magnet. Bo: Yeah Luke ,this will help me lay cousin Daisy in no time!

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Moaning O'brian

Conan O'Brien as he is known in the Irish underground porn industry.

Hey Lenney! We just got a snuff film starring Moaning O'brian. Lenney: Oh the one that Andy Rictor sits on his face.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

AE 86

The best method to quickly deliver tofu through the mountains of Japans Gunma prefecture. With the use of a cup of water in the cup holder and gaining the ability to 'drift' without spilling along with blaring an Eurobeat soundtrack will result in the driver becoming the best driver in Japan.

AE 86 on Akinas downhill. Eurobeat intensifies.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Emo

A short lived sub-genre of the alternative scene comprised of teens and 20 somethings that couldn't decide if they wanted to be punk or goth. Died with Myspace.

Why in the hell is that kid dressed emo? It's not 2004.

by sicmyduck June 26, 2019

Bulma

Hot blue haired female protagonists in the Dragonball series. Best known to totally pussywhip the prince of all Sayains Vegita.

Bulma: Vegita, go and change Trunks diaper NOW!!! Yamcha and Tien laughing making cracking whip sounds.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Canada

A cold icy dark foreboding place located north of the great ice wall. Dangerous due to being populated by wildlings, giants, the undead, and white walkers .

Ned Stark: We are safe from the evil horde from Canada due to the great ice wall.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019