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A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.
My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Get the Wesley Crushermug. The one time self proclaimed king of rednecks. Was known to roam around his hometown in south Georgia in his obnoxious pickup truck equipped with smokestacks donning the words REDNECK POWER. Always seen in public guzzling PBR being extremely intoxicated but being quickly dismissed by local law enforcement due to being a 'good ole boy', and being the brother of an American president. Ran an hole in the wall gas station where he peddled the worlds most shittiest beer labeled with his name. Engaged in many successful attempts to throughly humiliate his brother.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Get the Billy Cartermug. Hot blue haired female protagonists in the Dragonball series. Best known to totally pussywhip the prince of all Sayains Vegita.
Bulma: Vegita, go and change Trunks diaper NOW!!! Yamcha and Tien laughing making cracking whip sounds.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Get the Bulmamug. A short lived sub-genre of the alternative scene comprised of teens and 20 somethings that couldn't decide if they wanted to be punk or goth. Died with Myspace.
by sicmyduck June 26, 2019
Get the Emomug. Former hobbits sold into slavery to the sadistic chocolate tycoon Willie Wonka. Painted orange with their hair dyed green to break what little spirit they have left through humiliation they are forced to make chocolate and candy with their only reward being coca beans in which they immediately use to manufacture cocaine to feed their drug addiction. Their lowest point is during a tour of the chocolate factory enacted by Willy Wonka to satisfy his creepy Michael Jacksonesq love for underage children is angered by the kids chanting 'WE HAVE THE GOLDEN TICKET! WILLY WONKA HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN STICK IT!' Plans on killing the children. They enact in this plot by leading the children through the chocolate factory allowing the children to kill themselves by their own devices leaving Willy Wonka free from being charged with murder.
The Oompa Loompas are known to sing sadistic and disturbing songs while carrying out Wonkas evil deeds. Oompa Loompa doopity doo. We Oompa Loompas are going to sodimize you!!
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Get the Oompa Loompamug. Hey Lenney! We just got a snuff film starring Moaning O'brian. Lenney: Oh the one that Andy Rictor sits on his face.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Get the Moaning O'brianmug. The best method to quickly deliver tofu through the mountains of Japans Gunma prefecture. With the use of a cup of water in the cup holder and gaining the ability to 'drift' without spilling along with blaring an Eurobeat soundtrack will result in the driver becoming the best driver in Japan.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Get the AE 86mug.