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Cheetos

Liberal nickname for Donald Trump supporters.

Hillary Clinton: Look at all the fucking cheetos at the Republican convention.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Dire A.I.D.s

Like regular A.I.D.s but dire. Contracted by being bitten by dire wolves or dire bears in the Canadian wilderness. Can be cured by Canadian nurses. You will continue to have A.I.D.s but no longer dire.

New kid gets bit by dire wolf. Butters: YOU HAVE DIRE A.I.D.S!!!

by sicmyduck September 12, 2019

Donald Duck

A anamorphic cartoon duck created by antisemitic sadist Walt Disney. Well known to suffer from bipolar disorder hence going into manic rages. Walks around in public without pants . Most known for the big controversy in Who Framed Roger Rabbit while performing piano with Daffy Duck, gets angry and calls him a gosh darn stupid nigger!!

Donald when he first meets Daisy. Hey I'm Donald Duck and I want to fuck!!

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Hobbit

A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.

Hey man! I can score some dank old toby from a Hobbit in Michel Delvin.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Wesley Crusher

A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.

My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Dodge Charger

Before the 1975 model year considered the God of muscle cars. Owning one in high school during the 60s and early 70s guaranteed you the ability to lay a majority of the popular girls. Labeled as a symbol of racism due to a crappy late 70s early 80s television show about redneck moonshiners running from a mentally deficient sheriff on the take by the morbidly obese version of Colonel Sanders.

Luke: Hell yeah Bo. That Dodge Charger is a total pussy magnet. Bo: Yeah Luke ,this will help me lay cousin Daisy in no time!

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Family Guy

Seth Mcfarlanes ripoff of the Simpsons.

Hey, did you see the new episode of Family Guy. Yeah, it was done on the Simpsons a week ago.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019