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Billy Carter

The one time self proclaimed king of rednecks. Was known to roam around his hometown in south Georgia in his obnoxious pickup truck equipped with smokestacks donning the words REDNECK POWER. Always seen in public guzzling PBR being extremely intoxicated but being quickly dismissed by local law enforcement due to being a 'good ole boy', and being the brother of an American president. Ran an hole in the wall gas station where he peddled the worlds most shittiest beer labeled with his name. Engaged in many successful attempts to throughly humiliate his brother.

Hey, let's take a trip down south to Jimmy land and see Billy Carters gas station.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Canada

A cold icy dark foreboding place located north of the great ice wall. Dangerous due to being populated by wildlings, giants, the undead, and white walkers .

Ned Stark: We are safe from the evil horde from Canada due to the great ice wall.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

south park jesus

The one and only true savior. Has a very popular cable access show in South Park Colorado. Is known to smite sinners with a M-4 assault rifle.

Praise the greatness that is South Park Jesus!!!

by sicmyduck June 26, 2019

Family Guy

Seth Mcfarlanes ripoff of the Simpsons.

Hey, did you see the new episode of Family Guy. Yeah, it was done on the Simpsons a week ago.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Hobbit

A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.

Hey man! I can score some dank old toby from a Hobbit in Michel Delvin.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Wesley Crusher

A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.

My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Cheetos

Liberal nickname for Donald Trump supporters.

Hillary Clinton: Look at all the fucking cheetos at the Republican convention.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019