2 definitions by shuler1

A small person with little man with a larger than life ego.
One who looks down on others for their own personal gain
My boss is such a lap monkey, trying to look big in front of his peers, don't be an rj?
by shuler1 July 7, 2016
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The act of being harshly picked on by two of the harshest smartasses
Harry, you have been shwamped, your feelings are hurt, go cry somewhere else?
by shuler1 July 7, 2016
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