2 definitions by shrekalex
Loura is a wonderful person that cares for children - that is protective and sometimes very intense. She has a kind heart and likes to cook and clean the house. She is happy when she gets a chance to rest and sleep enough to keep her strength. She always has an epic smile and likes to work hard to make others smile. When she is trying to help others she makes sure that she gives her all - almost to a point that anyone that gets in her way will be in trouble. Her kindness should not be confused with being weak - she is strong to the point she makes other scared sometimes.
She did a Loura - Watch Out!
by shrekalex May 26, 2019
1. Bryans are like majestic stallions. They are strong, handsome, beyond the average intelligence for their species, and have big ding-a-ding-a-longs.
2. The only formal unit of measurement solely for measuring the size of one's own Gentleman's Sausage.
2. The only formal unit of measurement solely for measuring the size of one's own Gentleman's Sausage.
Elon Musk: We expect that the Hyperloop will be able to take someone anywhere 5 light years away in 2 minutes. Sadly, it will take a whole century to travel a Bryan long.
by shrekalex May 27, 2019