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A person who thinks philosophy is a real job. A person who thinks about senseless things, then tries to convince everyone that he is right.
Philosopher: Is it alright to lie?

Student: Sometimes, I suppose

Philosopher: That's not an answer, just say yes or no.

Student: Uhh, no then.

Philosopher: But what if terrorist were asking where all your friends lived, would you tell the truth?

Student: Just shut up, that is a stupid thing to ask.
by shotoku64 January 8, 2011
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