shoeless joe's definitions

12 gauge

A measurement of size used for various things. The smaller the gauge the larger the object is. In the case of Shotgun bore size, 12 gauge is essentially .729 caliber (or fractions of an inch) in diameter.

"Have you ever fired a 1oz deer slug from a 12 gauge? Ouch that makes most guns feel like BB-guns after that." -Some guy that just tried 12 gauge slugs

by Shoeless Joe April 9, 2007

du hast

you have

haast or hasst is hate.
in a rammstein song, many dumbasses think it's you hate which means they obviously dont know shit

du hast!

by shoeless joe September 2, 2003

pussy-whipped

enjoying the feeling of being controlled by your female companion. lives to please her

me ... sigh

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

tequila

look for "made in mexico" and somethin like 80 proof

one tequila two tequila three tequila floor
four teqla five six more

by shoeless joe July 15, 2003

reefer

weed

"Dude pass arouynd the reefer you bogart. joo noob. Lets eat food"

anyone that says joo noob has never fuckin toked

by shoeless joe August 5, 2003

hed

HED (PE) a talented rap/rock artist, who knows how to party.
(not for goth faggots who think all rap sucks)

shalala here it comes again
shalala here it comes again
what a crazy life
-hed pe

by shoeless joe August 19, 2003

car fucker

nGet's off by the feeling of his car. Is sexually aroused by cars.

Chris. Just chris.

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003