Ice Hockey team from upstate New York's Oswego State University who won the division 3 nationals in 2007 after christening their brand new ice rink. Student fans, dubbing themselves the "zoo crew," have used such cheers as "sit down, bitch" to opposing team members entering the penalty box, and "It's all your fault," chanted at the opposing team's goalie after the Lakers score a goal. The mascot "laker" does not actually exist. It was probably thought up by someone who lives or works near one of the three local nuclear plants. There is, however, a slightly possessed miniature zamboni who shoots tee-shirts into the crowd. SUNY Oswego recently spent loads of cash to build the state-of-the-art facility, even though its students are forced to use hardly suitable internet.