4 definitions by shits on the grass you touch
by shits on the grass you touch May 12, 2021
coined the term "amen" after creating the practice of baptism where he dunks people's heads into water and stares at their ass. jesus is a lgbtqa+ icon therefore he is a lesbian protector and a great appreciator of men ass.
by shits on the grass you touch May 12, 2021
talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it
by shits on the grass you touch May 12, 2021
are either the living breathing scattered fragments of einstein's reincarnated braincells or are deranged bridge hermits who rock in bed with a horse crotch. either way, they are huge simps for a korean girlgroup called Loona and are delusional dumbasses with trust issues.
PS. NEVER trust an orbit
PS. NEVER trust an orbit
" LOONA TEASERS TONIGHT!"
"i don't believe you. you're an orbit."
"NO, ITS TRUE! THE MOON IS 79% CLOSER TO THE CLOUDS TONIGHT AND ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF MATHEMATICS, KEVIN CLEIN GAVE BIRTH TO HIS FIRST 4TH DIMENSIONAL GLASS OFFSPRING TODAY EXACTLY 120 YEARS AGO! OF COURSE THERE'LL BE TEASERS TODAY!"
"oh my god, really? orbits are so smart! jinsoul peg me!"
"i don't believe you. you're an orbit."
"NO, ITS TRUE! THE MOON IS 79% CLOSER TO THE CLOUDS TONIGHT AND ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF MATHEMATICS, KEVIN CLEIN GAVE BIRTH TO HIS FIRST 4TH DIMENSIONAL GLASS OFFSPRING TODAY EXACTLY 120 YEARS AGO! OF COURSE THERE'LL BE TEASERS TODAY!"
"oh my god, really? orbits are so smart! jinsoul peg me!"
by shits on the grass you touch May 12, 2021