1 definition by shitpiss
The town in central pennsylvania that mainly consists of bars, carwashes, old people, and wal-mart. On fridays and saturdays most kids in middle school and high school go to the Ritz movie theatre, the YMCA, the skate rink, or stay at home because they have no life. The town is full of rednecks and the bars are a great place to find this breed of people. The most amazing thing about this place is it is the home of the worlds biggest hamburger. The main groups of kids in the high school is the biggest group which consists of dumb emo kids, the other groups in order of size are preps, band geeks, dirtbike kids, jocks, and geeks. The middle school is haunted. Some great hang out spots are the movies, crossroads, wal mart, parking lots, scottos pizzeria, and the dink rink. And most of the local shopping stores are slowly closing one by one because of the great wrath of wal mart. The best thing about this wonderful town is that me and my friends grew up here.
by shitpiss January 5, 2007