13 definitions by shifty

Fuck Ton

1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something

1.How many bad guys are there?
A fuck ton

2.Thats a fuck ton of shit

by shifty July 2, 2004

angry lawnmower

this has to be done on a female who has a huge bush (a lot of pubic hair). then grab a mouthful of pubes, rip em out, then go rahrahrahrah, like a lawnmower.

that fucking cunt had such a huge bush, that i had no choice but to pull the angry lawnmower out on her.

by shifty February 6, 2004

Dancing Nancy

A prostitute. In Spain, and other parts of Europe, "nancy" is a slang term for prostitue.

Could I have been a dancing nancy? - DJM

by shifty December 6, 2004

cow's ass

phrase that is easily mistakeable for "How's that?"

Pete: so how is the weather?
You: Cow's ass?

by shifty February 3, 2004

kanx

Ancient word originating from the deepest depths of the darkest ghettos. The term "KANX" refers to the expression, "Okay(?), thank you.", often used at the end of a sentance.

It has been passed down from generation to generation through only a select sect of chosen Indians and other South-Western Asians.

Suffixes include:
-ALANX
-ORZ
-Y

"Get five, KANX?"
"We're legit, KANX!"
"Fetch my spitoon woman, KANX!"

by shifty December 4, 2004

curry house

after a freak incident involving a chicken curry and a margarita pizza, this term can be used to express extreem approval.

thats proper curry house mate, proper curry house. ( after being told about your freinds last sexual endevor)

by shifty February 6, 2004