8 definitions by sheepyone

crapids

Intense, fast moving feces to the effect of class five rapids.
The sudden need to find a place to dump.

Dude, that burrito I had last night gave me crapids into the wee hours of the morning!

by sheepyone December 21, 2008

Drafternoon

any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones

My morning has sucked a fat one, I cant wait for the drafternoon.

by sheepyone December 31, 2009

medicanal

tending or used to cure the intense need or passion to have anal

Girl I'm gonna need you to turn over, I need some medicanal attention.

by sheepyone December 10, 2008

fruitcase

a maniacal flaming homosexual.

Stephen and all his handbags, what a fruitcase!

by sheepyone June 8, 2011

Rowdies

Sudden and furious digestive discharge.

Nah man, Mellow Mushroom always gives me the rowdies.

by sheepyone December 24, 2008

Doetee

A female goatee or any abnormal facial hair on a woman.

Our waitress was pretty hot until a hair from her doetee fell in my salad.

by sheepyone February 20, 2011

assid rain

contaminated shit that rains from your ass with possible spicey, stinging and/or staining properties.

The flowers wilted in the bathroom after my assid rain dump.

by sheepyone January 15, 2009