Definitions by sheepyone

fruitcase 

a maniacal flaming homosexual.

Stephen and all his handbags, what a fruitcase!

fruitcase by sheepyone November 29, 2011

Doetee 

A female goatee or any abnormal facial hair on a woman.

Our waitress was pretty hot until a hair from her doetee fell in my salad.

Doetee by sheepyone March 6, 2011

assid rain 

contaminated shit that rains from your ass with possible spicey, stinging and/or staining properties.

The flowers wilted in the bathroom after my assid rain dump.

assid rain by sheepyone January 14, 2009

Drafternoon 

any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones

My morning has sucked a fat one, I cant wait for the drafternoon.

Drafternoon by sheepyone December 31, 2008

beerritated 

The kind of irritation that one gets only after drinking beer, whether its hostility or internal, like the stomach or colon

Man, toward the end of the night, I was getting so fucking beerritated with Ernie. He can be such a tool.
Natural Light makes my stomach beerritated, can't drink that stuff.

beerritated by sheepyone December 31, 2008

Rowdies 

Sudden and furious digestive discharge.

Nah man, Mellow Mushroom always gives me the rowdies.

Rowdies by Sheepyone December 23, 2008

crapids 

Intense, fast moving feces to the effect of class five rapids.
The sudden need to find a place to dump.

Dude, that burrito I had last night gave me crapids into the wee hours of the morning!

crapids by sheepyone December 22, 2008