"Neopets" is a virtual pet site where you can not only throw
time, but also your
money, sanity, and social life! Though
it has a "battledome", a place where you can have your
pet fight another pet with various
weapons, the word
"hit" is blocked from the chatboards to prevent naughty
discussions, because on Neopets, bad things don't exist! And good
old "TNT" (the neopets team) blocked all words related to Twilight, isn't that great
? Now, you can struggle to type out your
Uncle Edward, Grandma
Bella, and sister
Alice's names! If that's not enough to get you to join, get this! After
all the time you've spent
collecting pixels, TNT just might freeze you for hacking, for no reason whatsoever! Cool, huh? Neopets even has this great
feature where you can report anybody you want! That's right! Anyone! Did that sarcasm hurt your
feelings? Well lucky for you, one fake sob story and click
of a button, and they're gone! The best part is, over 70% of the population are illiterate
11 year olds who whine and cry and angst
and squeal about crappy bands! There's even bitchy adults who TNT just adore, that spend all of their lives hovering over a computer
screen instead of tending to their children and going on dates! Isn't that fun? Well, I hope you enjoy your
time on Neopets!
1) Brittney: Hey, what'd you do for your birthday?
Jessica: I spent my whole day trying to get a highscore
on "Evil Fuzzles From Beyond The Stars", then I celebrated with my guild members and they sent
me a bunch of cool items!
2)Kelly: Hey, Becky, do you still
Becky: Are you kidding? that site used to be fun, but since Viacom bought
it, it hasn't been the same!