2 definitions by shakespur
Prophecy uttered by Bucks player Brandon Jennings before the 8th seeded Bucks 2013 first-round series against Lebron's Miami Heat. The Bucks were swept in the series 4-0 and the prophecy would not be fulfilled until July 3, 2021 when the short-handed Bucks defeated the Hawks in Atlanta in Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals. If the Bucks win Game 6 of the NBA Finals vs. the Phoenix Suns this upcoming Tuesday Brandon Jennings will join the ranks of the greatest prophets of the Old Testament for foreseeing the Bucks second championship exactly 50 years after they won their first.
by shakespur July 18, 2021
Named after the writer Herman Melville who wrote Moby Dick when your homies go to the club this is the guy preselected whose job it is to distract the fattie friends so that you can talk to the hottie
by shakespur April 14, 2023