1 definition by shahab s.
A sarcastic bitch is anyone who uses extreme sarcasm in a bitchy manor. A sarcastic bitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel dirty afterward and it will be sure to belittle you to the point of possible self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.
"Hey you look cold."
"Would you like to borrow my Ushanka style hat?" <-The Victim
"No thanks, I'm not cool enough." <-Sarcastic Bitch
"Yeah, you're right. You sarcastic-bitch."<-The Victim
"Would you like to borrow my Ushanka style hat?" <-The Victim
"No thanks, I'm not cool enough." <-Sarcastic Bitch
"Yeah, you're right. You sarcastic-bitch."<-The Victim
by shahab s. February 16, 2009