2 definitions by shadesofdrab
"Squirting" is the term used for female pleasure that all the neighbors will hear.
After sex, when her man gets up to remove the condom; the woman takes out a high-pressure squirt gun. She "squirts" him, first in the face, and then in the back as he runs outside to escape the attack. He's naked, wet, and cold. She returns home alone, feeling deeply satisfied.
After sex, when her man gets up to remove the condom; the woman takes out a high-pressure squirt gun. She "squirts" him, first in the face, and then in the back as he runs outside to escape the attack. He's naked, wet, and cold. She returns home alone, feeling deeply satisfied.
by shadesofdrab May 12, 2015
Caroline: So how was your date with Tim?
Emily: I don't know... We went to dinner and dude ordered a hamburger.
Caroline: Ew. He's a meat mouth?
Emily: Yup. I mean, I liked him, but now that I've seen him chew and swallow a burned-up animal, I'm grossed out.
Caroline: I don't blame you.
Emily: Just the idea of sticking my tongue in his mouth makes me want to puke.
Emily: I don't know... We went to dinner and dude ordered a hamburger.
Caroline: Ew. He's a meat mouth?
Emily: Yup. I mean, I liked him, but now that I've seen him chew and swallow a burned-up animal, I'm grossed out.
Caroline: I don't blame you.
Emily: Just the idea of sticking my tongue in his mouth makes me want to puke.
by shadesofdrab May 12, 2015