4 definitions by sexy hexy II
"Dude, last night during sex bro, she schlookied on me. Shit looks green asf like green eggs and ham."
"Man, you could write a song about that, that sounds wild like the time when my grandma flew away while windsurfing!"
"Man, you could write a song about that, that sounds wild like the time when my grandma flew away while windsurfing!"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
A band consisting of six members, mainly found playing in California.
The members consist of;
Hexographic - Singer/Lead Guitarist
- Second member in founding of the band, and the recent replacement as a Singer and Lead Guitarist.
Frapotato. - Rhythm Guitarist
- Another recent member replacement as a new profound Guitarist in the Band.
Vall Y. Sanity - Second Rhythm Guitarist
- Another original guitarist, who joined in later after a few demos went in production and later to the first album.
'Mahomes' Onyx - Bass Guitarist
- A member who joined and was in part of the first demos as being written, and became the only and current bassist.
Papshewz - Pianoist
- The third founding member, was originally a guitarist, and then after became a pianoist later when there were more members.
Grim 'Lijah' - Drummer
During the first album, He was the main guitarist, and then became a drummer after the original drummer left after the production of the first album, Satellite.
Albums;
- Satellite (2021)
- hexacide (2022)
The members consist of;
Hexographic - Singer/Lead Guitarist
- Second member in founding of the band, and the recent replacement as a Singer and Lead Guitarist.
Frapotato. - Rhythm Guitarist
- Another recent member replacement as a new profound Guitarist in the Band.
Vall Y. Sanity - Second Rhythm Guitarist
- Another original guitarist, who joined in later after a few demos went in production and later to the first album.
'Mahomes' Onyx - Bass Guitarist
- A member who joined and was in part of the first demos as being written, and became the only and current bassist.
Papshewz - Pianoist
- The third founding member, was originally a guitarist, and then after became a pianoist later when there were more members.
Grim 'Lijah' - Drummer
During the first album, He was the main guitarist, and then became a drummer after the original drummer left after the production of the first album, Satellite.
Albums;
- Satellite (2021)
- hexacide (2022)
"Dude I went to the Double R' Bar to see hex and the wizards! They blasted the place up with their music! I'd love to seem em' again!"
"I know right! I can't wait till' their debut album releases! I heard there in process of another one soon!"
"I know right! I can't wait till' their debut album releases! I heard there in process of another one soon!"
by sexy hexy II March 5, 2023
A person who recites the Ten Commandments backwards in German while throwing up a blue dog toy from Albertsons in Canada right below the opposing partner's genitals. And after, proceed to take a great, steaming shit all over the partner's pet while singing Cape Town Races in swing tempo of 169.734643 Bpm EXACTLY. This can only be done once in every universal timeline, and the one who does it gets fucking died.
Man, ever heard of the legendary act of The Great Gober Dina? you'd be a legend if you accomplish that. That would be something to cross off my bucket list before I decide to get married.
by sexy hexy II October 10, 2022