1 definition by seltian
A sexual process involving wrapping your entire body (or certain sections thereof) with aluminum foil in order to collect all sexual body fluids. The crinkling sound created or released by the aluminum foil during erotic acts enhance the fornicatory experience. The Tin Man is only sexually complete after one uses said tin foil, with the fluids contained therein, to baste food overnight and then eat it in public for lunch the following day. It must be lunch (and not brunch, motherfucker), but the public need not know the full contents of the foil.
Basic bitches and cardboard cutouts are the most devoted practitioners of the Tin Man.
Basic bitches and cardboard cutouts are the most devoted practitioners of the Tin Man.
Did you Tin Man the fuck out of him/her?
I'm havin' some Tin Man for lunch right now!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how Tin Man is your lunch?
You wouldn't believe my luck last night; I found some cardboard to Tin Man all night long! {Takes bite of juicy sandwich}
I'm havin' some Tin Man for lunch right now!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how Tin Man is your lunch?
You wouldn't believe my luck last night; I found some cardboard to Tin Man all night long! {Takes bite of juicy sandwich}
by seltian January 19, 2017