2 definitions by secret_code_name

1. Under the influence (adj.)
2. Stole (v., past tense)
3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.)
4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)
1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord.

3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.
by secret_code_name March 17, 2009
Like a penis, people try to touch their mouths to their own weenuses, but can't.
Can you touch your tongue to your weenus?
by secret_code_name April 27, 2009

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