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Oakville

a town/city that is filled with lots of cokeheads- they all have loads of $$ and dont have anything better to do...there are lots of stay at home moms and rich housewives that mooch off of their husbands...everybody gets everything...there are never money issues within anybody's home...fights between people include no weapons whatsoever- there are lots of wannabe models - everybody has louis vuitoon gucci prada...entertainment is usually house parties in massive homes...unlike people in mississauga who get stoned in people's small shity garages...- our taxes are welfare for the ppl in mississauga- the guys here are obssessed with the slutty burlington girls ...our education is tougher but better. our life does not revolve around stupid mmto and t dot wire bullshit and club108 is dirt ... and yea...everybody is obssessed with the OC and guys love poker.the ghetto here is kerr street which is nowhere close to the ghettos of mississauga which are basically dumps...the buses here suck but it doesnt matter because everybody has their nice cars...the guys here look older and more mature and hotter unlike the imature guys from mississauga...overall....life in oakville is a lot better if you could afford it.oakville consists of bush parties every night over the summer...everybodys got pools, hot tubs and awesome basements
overall, there is less violence, more perfection, more success, and more fun.
it is a successful way to run away from that filth that lives down in mississauga

guy 1: yo man im madd bored
guy 2: lets snort some coke and go to that bush party
guy 1: truu, let me get my lexus

-typical conversation that happens in Oakville on a friday night-

by secret12 March 2, 2006