1. A symptom of a disease called Redhooker's Disease in which a man's penis bends in more than a 90 degree angle.
2. A person from Red Hook, New York.
Many have noted that
and second terminology frequently overlap eachother, as people from Red Hook have ritual for when
baby boys are born. Like
circumsision, the boys have their
penises physically altered when
they are in their
states. Though unlike circumcision, the penis is held between
two bricks for over 48 hours, which make the boys have a penis that
is generally more acute than that
of a right angle. It is also supposedly derived that
the name Red Hook comes from this ritual which began in the 1600's. Red Hooking (the art of bending your penis) is also somewhat a rite
of passage. There's an old saying in Red Hook that
the penis must
be more than 90 degrees curved
upward. If the angle doesn't reach the numbers of 90 degrees, the boy will
continue putting bricks on his penis until
this happens (though many are excommunicated
from Red Hook because once
a penis has formed in the normal fashion, it is difficult to alter
Doctor's of other cities were stumped when they came
upon a child whose
penis was extremely curved and red. The doctors later found out that
this was the doing
of an ritual that
is held in Red Hook New York.
This is a simulated dialogue that
frequently occurs for those who leave Red Hook.
Male#1: "Hey you came
Male#1: "Why so soon? College wasn't finished was it?"
Male#2: "No but, all the guys made fun of me for my overly
curved penis and I could never
get with any girl..."
Male#1: "Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Atleast we love
curved penises here in Red Hook!"