The word that should be used in all places where you used to say "me." This movement has been championed by upper management in corporations, elected officials, news and media, and all of the English speaking world's best and brightest.
Only low-class people say the word "me."
Allow myself to introduce myself.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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