15 definitions by scrhollywood
a verb meaning, to pursue other guys girlfriends or wives. also called a bacon bandit.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.
by scrhollywood February 3, 2010
Target Store said with a fake french accent to make it sound more upscale than it is. In reality it's a half step better than Wally World.
by scrhollywood November 23, 2009
a squid or someone who acts like a squid. a motorcyclist that wears less gear than appropriate, shows off doing stunts before perfecting them, riding beyond his abilities, or just plain doing something stupid.
Did you see that new guy trying to show off in front of all the other bikers?
Yeah, he ripped out of here up on one and almost lost it in traffic. Johnny Law saw him and wrote him for exhibition of speed and being squidly.
That was a squidly thing to do alright.
Yeah, he ripped out of here up on one and almost lost it in traffic. Johnny Law saw him and wrote him for exhibition of speed and being squidly.
That was a squidly thing to do alright.
by scrhollywood November 23, 2009
Originally meant small tokens or food left by an older (often rich) woman (cougar) for a much younger man to keep him coming back, in a positive way. The meaning has changed slightly to mean any personal belongings left by the cougar in a negative way.
Oh man, I almost got so busted last night.
Why man, what happened?
Oh, my girl found cougar droppings in my bedroom.
What?!? Did she leave her bra?
Hell no, she left her teeth in a glass of water. Lucky for me, I was able to tell my girl that my moms had visited me and used my room while I slept on the couch.
Why man, what happened?
Oh, my girl found cougar droppings in my bedroom.
What?!? Did she leave her bra?
Hell no, she left her teeth in a glass of water. Lucky for me, I was able to tell my girl that my moms had visited me and used my room while I slept on the couch.
by scrhollywood November 21, 2009
From a real small town called Rio Linda, near Sacramento. Made popular by Rush Limbaugh for the heavy use of meth and white trash people who live there. Rio Linda girls are often the butt of jokes.
Q-What do you call 4 Rio Linda girls walking together?
A- A full set of teeth.
Q-What's the first thing a Rio Linda girl does each morning?
A-Walks home.
Q-Why do Rio Linda girls wear panties?
A-To keep their ankles warm.
A- A full set of teeth.
Q-What's the first thing a Rio Linda girl does each morning?
A-Walks home.
Q-Why do Rio Linda girls wear panties?
A-To keep their ankles warm.
by scrhollywood February 5, 2010
a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.
did you hook up with that beach bunny?
no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
by scrhollywood February 4, 2010
From Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice, Shylock's Daughter.
A woman known for her poetry, creativity and beauty but she never lets on that she is aware of it. She would rather support her Love's interests than become too involved in her own.
A woman known for her poetry, creativity and beauty but she never lets on that she is aware of it. She would rather support her Love's interests than become too involved in her own.
Man, Aaron is so lucky, he hooked up with a total Hulburt.
Yeah, he will go far with that hot little Hulburt at his side.
Yeah, he will go far with that hot little Hulburt at his side.
by scrhollywood February 5, 2010