look up any word, like pussy:

3 definitions by scp

 
1.
an ailment, main symptom being unwillingness to get up and do something. can be caused by comfort and lazyness.
i was going to go to the store and buy some eggs but i got a mean case of the slires, so i ended up watching 3 and a half hours of happy days instead.
by scp February 22, 2005
 
2.
to be slired is to be tired and lazy, most importantly lazy. a person could claim that they are too slired to go play basketball if they are laying on a comfortable couch watching tv, even if they would like to play. it mostly just means that a person is comfortable and unwilling to move.
sam: lets go to albertsons
double: im too slired
max: yeah, we're slired
sam: come on you lazy bastards
double and max: but we're sliiiiiiired
sam: fuck you guys, im leaving
by scp February 19, 2005
 
3.
a&f
"nice" clothing worn by preppy assholes who arent original enough to wear something that all their friends dont wear. kinda like the plague: once one person wears it it catches on and you cant go anywhere without seeing it.
jesse used to be cool, but he started wearing a&f and now he doesnt know how to party
by scp February 19, 2005