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2 definitions by scottdewlap

 
1.
Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.
My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.
by scottdewlap May 12, 2009
 
2.
(verb-used with or without an object) When your woman or female gets out of line, disrespects you or your homeboys, or just needs a good ol' slapping. You give her a hard but not bruising slap on the vagina, try to miss the clit, as too light a slap may in fact cause her pleasure, and that is not the goal of a dewlappy slappy.
Allan: Sandra said my tie was ugly.

Steve: Did you give her a good dewlappy slappy.

Allan: Right on the va-jay-jay.
by scottdewlap May 13, 2009