4 definitions by sciencebitch

Sarah

Evil yet sexy this girl is someone you dont want to mess with. She is sassy has great comebacks and insults but once relaxed can also give great compliments. Seems stoned or drunk a lot. Huge flirt with everyone guys and girls both. Do not be swayed by this sirens song she is a minx who will do anything to get her way and she always gets what she wants. Probable descendent of Lucifer himself this girl is pure evil with a heart of ice.

"Damn did you hear what Sarah did today"
"Yah she is one evil girl"
"I know shes such a Sarah"

by sciencebitch January 3, 2014

flump

N. Flappy Bird Slump; the sudden and prolonged inability to perform well after obtaining a high score on 'Flappy Bird'. Usually followed by postflapmatic stress disorder

"Why is Higgins in a fetal position?"
"He's goin through a flump"
"What?"
"Flappy Bird Slump. Look it up, Liz"

by sciencebitch February 7, 2014

banoonacorn

A mythical unicorn-like beast with the normal narwhal-like horn being replaced with a partially eaten banana.

We sat silently in the moonlight and watched the elegant banoonacorn stumble clumsily through the meadow

by sciencebitch March 25, 2012

postflapmatic stress disorder

n. Abbr. PFSD

A psychological disorder affecting individuals who have experienced failing miserably at playing(or attempting to play) the notoriously annoying yet addicting app game 'Flappy Bird', characterized by recurrent flashbacks of the traumatic event, smashed phones/ipads, irritability, anxiety, and social withdrawal.

"ZOMG Liz started smacking her head with her shoe after she got a 1 on flappy bird"
"Guess she has PFSD"
"What dat?"
"Postflapmatic Stress Disorder". Look it up, nigga."

by sciencebitch February 7, 2014