13 definitions by scekhcsy foxmonk
A "Rat Patrol" is a group of lowly thugs hired by bigger gangs and mafias to murder snitches or "rats".
Gang Leader: "FUCK! Jermaine ratted us out to the cops."
Gang Co-Leader: "We got the Rat Patrol on it, he won't last a day."
Gang Co-Leader: "We got the Rat Patrol on it, he won't last a day."
by scekhcsy foxmonk June 23, 2010
Prenounced "skah-newb" or "sea-newb", a scenoob someone who plays mutliplayer video-games just to try and prove that they are worth something. To go that extra mile and reassure themselves that they are actually leet and not fucktarded, they also enjoy starting drama about which gun is the best gun in the game, and how you are a total hackz0r.
The video-game, slightly nerdy version of a scenekid, but with added testosterone and a hardxcore attitude.
Easily identifible; in every game they'll run'n'gun wildly, repeatedly getting killed, generally being a noob and bitching about how they suck at the game. That is, before they finally get a completely lucky kill and suddenly declare that they are the king of the game and that you suck.
The thing that most puts the "sce" in "scenoob" though, is the fact that they'll spend months playing the same game just to unlock every single pointless gimmick and then show it off as if it means something.
Common traits are: camping, grenade spamming, over-use of melee, teabagging, excessive bitching, sending of badly thought-out and put-together personal messages, have not hit puberty, try extra hard when they think a girl is playing, spending months unlocking every single gimmick in MW2 and then running around with a red tiger Intervention quick-scoping because apparently a 0.1 kill/death ratio makes them look badass. Oh, and filing bad rep reports on XBL.
The video-game, slightly nerdy version of a scenekid, but with added testosterone and a hardxcore attitude.
Easily identifible; in every game they'll run'n'gun wildly, repeatedly getting killed, generally being a noob and bitching about how they suck at the game. That is, before they finally get a completely lucky kill and suddenly declare that they are the king of the game and that you suck.
The thing that most puts the "sce" in "scenoob" though, is the fact that they'll spend months playing the same game just to unlock every single pointless gimmick and then show it off as if it means something.
Common traits are: camping, grenade spamming, over-use of melee, teabagging, excessive bitching, sending of badly thought-out and put-together personal messages, have not hit puberty, try extra hard when they think a girl is playing, spending months unlocking every single gimmick in MW2 and then running around with a red tiger Intervention quick-scoping because apparently a 0.1 kill/death ratio makes them look badass. Oh, and filing bad rep reports on XBL.
(03:47:34) Connected to game.
(03:47:55) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "Come here, you little faggot, I got you! I got you!
(03:48:01) JimmyK82 killed xH@rdC0reSk0pex.
(03:48:10) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "OH MY GOD! FUCKING HELL, YOU HACKING FAGGOT, FUCKING GO KILL YOURSELF, YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME, WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING IT?"
(03:48:33) *xH@rdC0reSk0pex attempts to quick-scope someone but misses 3 times* RossTehBoss killed xH@rdC0reSk0pex.
(03:48:39) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "OH EM EFF GEE, stop praying you fucking faggot noob! You wanna know true skill? How do you think I got this red tiger? THAT'S FUCKING SKILL.
(03:48:43) JimmyK82: *quiet laughing*
(03:48:43) SrsPro143: Hardcore Scope, can you shut the fuck up? God...
(03:49:02) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "Hey guess what? Serious p- serious loser, I just filed a bad rep report on you! Hahaha, good luck getting banned."
(03:49:54) *xH@rdC0reSk0pex spawns and immediately lobs 3 grenades into the distance* xH@rdC0reSk0pex killed gHypnosis75.
(03:50:01) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "AWH, YEAH BITCHES! THAT'S THE SKILLS RIGHT THERE! WHO'S THE PRO? WHO'S THE PRO? I'M THE PRO, DID YOU SEE THAT? I DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AND I STILL GOT A KILL!"
(03:50:09) gHypnosis75 left the game.
(03:50:10) SrsPro143 left the game.
(03:50:13) JimmyK82 left the game.
(03:50:14) RossTehBoss: "Fucking scenoob."
(03:50:15) RossTehBoss left the game.
(03:47:55) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "Come here, you little faggot, I got you! I got you!
(03:48:01) JimmyK82 killed xH@rdC0reSk0pex.
(03:48:10) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "OH MY GOD! FUCKING HELL, YOU HACKING FAGGOT, FUCKING GO KILL YOURSELF, YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME, WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING IT?"
(03:48:33) *xH@rdC0reSk0pex attempts to quick-scope someone but misses 3 times* RossTehBoss killed xH@rdC0reSk0pex.
(03:48:39) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "OH EM EFF GEE, stop praying you fucking faggot noob! You wanna know true skill? How do you think I got this red tiger? THAT'S FUCKING SKILL.
(03:48:43) JimmyK82: *quiet laughing*
(03:48:43) SrsPro143: Hardcore Scope, can you shut the fuck up? God...
(03:49:02) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "Hey guess what? Serious p- serious loser, I just filed a bad rep report on you! Hahaha, good luck getting banned."
(03:49:54) *xH@rdC0reSk0pex spawns and immediately lobs 3 grenades into the distance* xH@rdC0reSk0pex killed gHypnosis75.
(03:50:01) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "AWH, YEAH BITCHES! THAT'S THE SKILLS RIGHT THERE! WHO'S THE PRO? WHO'S THE PRO? I'M THE PRO, DID YOU SEE THAT? I DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AND I STILL GOT A KILL!"
(03:50:09) gHypnosis75 left the game.
(03:50:10) SrsPro143 left the game.
(03:50:13) JimmyK82 left the game.
(03:50:14) RossTehBoss: "Fucking scenoob."
(03:50:15) RossTehBoss left the game.
by scekhcsy foxmonk August 12, 2010
One who is signed up to Facebook but only uses it to comment on others pictures, and upload their own; a dedicated camwhore who loves critiscizing the way you look in passive aggressive way. Easily identifiable, as they'll usually upload a hundred or so photos a day and have the insatiable habit of rating all of your photos out of 10.
Isaac: "Oh yeah, did you hear? Jenny finally signed up for Facebook."
Josh: "Yeah, I know."
Isaac: "She's fit, you should add her."
Josh: "No thanks - it's been 3 days and she's already got 2,000 photos uploaded. The last thing I need is a Facebook fabulist on my profile."
Josh: "Yeah, I know."
Isaac: "She's fit, you should add her."
Josh: "No thanks - it's been 3 days and she's already got 2,000 photos uploaded. The last thing I need is a Facebook fabulist on my profile."
by scekhcsy foxmonk August 7, 2010
Formally 'negative reputation report', occassionally 'bad reputation report', most commonly 'bad rep report' and sometimes 'bad rep rep' is a complaint sent to Microsoft about another Xbox Live user. Bad rep reports are usually used as a threat to other Xbox Live users, particularly by sore losers and players who think they are leet and thus bad rep reports are sometimes called 'a noob's best friend'.
Filing a bad rep report does next to nothing in either the short-term or long-term, and is generally a waste of time to do. However, it does help arrogant players feel re-assured that they are better than everyone else.
Filing a bad rep report does next to nothing in either the short-term or long-term, and is generally a waste of time to do. However, it does help arrogant players feel re-assured that they are better than everyone else.
I was playing some Domination on Wasteland yesterday and some kid was chatting to his friends loudly. I politely asked him if he'd move the conversation to a private party chat and then suddenly he started insulting me and filed a bad rep report on me for "trash talking".
by scekhcsy foxmonk August 12, 2010
Used to describe the rate at which a YouTuber or similiar public internet figure gains subscribers (or general fans). A fast clip is 1 new subscriber every 2 minutes.
*Jonathan Paula passes Dan Brown on YouTube's Most Subscribed list*
Dan Brown (from his video 'DAN GOES CRAZY, GETS NAKED!'): I still remember, when we first became friends you had a measly 20,000 subscribers, I mean, hah- you were nothing. Haha, we did a collab, and then what do you know!? You were on the map. You began gaining subscribers at a fast clip.
Dan Brown (from his video 'DAN GOES CRAZY, GETS NAKED!'): I still remember, when we first became friends you had a measly 20,000 subscribers, I mean, hah- you were nothing. Haha, we did a collab, and then what do you know!? You were on the map. You began gaining subscribers at a fast clip.
by scekhcsy foxmonk July 30, 2010
To upload a video to YouTube or a similiar video-sharing website using a different account then the one you usually use. This is done to avoid being responsible for the embarassing/incriminating content in the video
One: "Dude, look at this totally gross and disturbing animation I made!"
Two: "Hahaha, that's hilarious."
One: "Yeah I'm uploading it to YouTube."
Two: "Dude, make sure you're alt'ing that shit. I don't wanna look sick in the head."
One: "Gotcha."
Two: "Hahaha, that's hilarious."
One: "Yeah I'm uploading it to YouTube."
Two: "Dude, make sure you're alt'ing that shit. I don't wanna look sick in the head."
One: "Gotcha."
by scekhcsy foxmonk August 10, 2010
When one, in a fit of frenzy/drunken euphoria, shouts something at the top of their voice and subsequently smashing a glass/bottle over their head and rendering theirself unconcious.
Billy: "Dude, did you hear about Gary last night?"
Sam: "No, what happened?"
Billy: "He went down to the club and got totally pissed! Then 'Smack My Bitch Up' came on, and he got real excited, shouted "Let's go fucking mental!" and smashed his glass over his head."
Sam: "Oh shit! Really?"
Billy: "Yeah, it was a total shout'n'out. I almost died laughing."
Sam: "No, what happened?"
Billy: "He went down to the club and got totally pissed! Then 'Smack My Bitch Up' came on, and he got real excited, shouted "Let's go fucking mental!" and smashed his glass over his head."
Sam: "Oh shit! Really?"
Billy: "Yeah, it was a total shout'n'out. I almost died laughing."
by scekhcsy foxmonk August 12, 2010