1 definition by say hi to basil

a disease that prevents you from being funny

you might find a few fakefire victims on BasilMarket
fakefire victim: i smak dis wimminz so hard n den tomatoto milk fly out of her faec lololo

Psychologist: Oh look, that poor child suffers from fakefire.

Scientist: I concur. That certainly is fakefire syndrome indeed.

George W. Bush: lulz dat faekfire sure is nucularly hilarus
by say hi to basil March 6, 2008
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