That one friend who always drops by at exactly eleven-o-clock.
Dude 1: Hey, what time is it?
Dude 2: I dunno, have you seen eleven-o-clock Dan yet?
Dude 1: Nope. Guess it's ten-thirty.
Something which is so complicated
, it deserves an extra syllable added to the word, just to express how fucking complicated it is.
Having Friends = Simple.
Having Friends with Benefits = Unsimple
Having a Girlfriend = Complicated.
Finding a baby on your doorstep with your ex-girlfriends name attached = Complicicated.
Equally amazing to, or more amazing than the Shamwow
. Something which contains a completely inordinate amount of sheer godliness
and could probably be sold in an infomercial
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me deep throat last night that went on for like, hours.
Guy 2: That's shamazing!