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haxor

A noob, newbie, n00b. One who claims to be a hacker or to have hacked into someones system using a trojan. (See also Lamer)
I am teh 1337 haxor
im gonna haxor you
by satan December 27, 2003
mugGet the haxormug.

School

A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.
Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom?
Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like! Torturng our sick, twisted kids!
by Satan August 11, 2004
mugGet the Schoolmug.

durham local

jesus: hey that guy is really cool.
Satan: yea, he's the durham local
by satan February 28, 2005
mugGet the durham localmug.

Cuban Necktie

theres also brazillian and columbian necktie.

I don't think it's real. it's just a sick clever idea.

cypress hill has a track about cuban necktie.
by Satan April 30, 2003
mugGet the Cuban Necktiemug.

shotgun

The art of drinking bruskies really fast. Done by poking a hole in the bottom of a beer then cracking open the top whilst sucking the hole.
Fuckin' Giv'r, shotgun those brews you pussy!
by SATAN March 1, 2005
mugGet the shotgunmug.

eet mur chikun

Random string of words applied to an awkward moment to break silence, or in a moment of increasingly violent conversation to enlighten/cease others.
*Silence in the waiting room*
Person: EET MUR CHIKUN!
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Person1: "I did NOT get your boyfriend pregnant, Jake!"
Person2: "Lies! ALL LIES!!!"
Person3: "EET MUR CHIKUN!"
Person1&2: "Wtf?"
by Satan November 7, 2003
mugGet the eet mur chikunmug.

MAVROSAURUS

a herbivore from the information age that is compelled to voice its opinion, whether right or wrong, whenever someone is willing to listen, and even when most are not. mavrosaurus is destined to become extinct due to its inability to adapt to real life situations like inserting information into a database. a voracious hippocrit, mavrosaurus never puts in a full day's work, and typically sneaks out within two minutes of the boss's departure. mavrosaurus is quite nervous, and never misses an opportunity to rub its claws together, then throw its arms up and snarl its highly recognizable "PFFFT"
Nobody likes a mavrosaurus.
by satan September 30, 2003
mugGet the MAVROSAURUSmug.

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