satan's definitions

ass is grass

An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.

Your ass is grass if she gave you head while we were dating.

by Satan March 25, 2005

School

A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.

Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom?
Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like! Torturng our sick, twisted kids!

by Satan August 11, 2004

papa time

When father comes and touchs you in that certain way, in that certain place.

"I have to get home in time for PAPA time or else dad will kick my ass"

by Satan April 19, 2004

DarthBocsius

The homosexual butt mod for the IGN message boards.

Little momma's boy.

Ignorant.

insert gay hardcore here

by Satan January 22, 2005

Toola

The nickname of God.

Toola is the nickname of God.

by Satan May 10, 2004

red sea

what happens every month for women

Joe: MAN DAT BAITCH MUST BE BLEEDIN THE RED SEA

by satan November 19, 2003

nurmi

Meaning To Teach Computers

That Teacher Nurmi it like it aint no shizzle on da hizzle ma nizzle suck my dizzle you twelve man-aday whorizzle

by Satan May 13, 2005