satan's definitions

we need to talk

You are screwed.

"George, we need to talk. Are you cheating on me?"
"Fuck."

by Satan September 20, 2003

haxor

A noob, newbie, n00b. One who claims to be a hacker or to have hacked into someones system using a trojan. (See also Lamer)

I am teh 1337 haxor
im gonna haxor you

by satan December 27, 2003

double bagger

A minger so ugly that only a Mullingar Muppet would shag her

Did you see Fiachra chatting up that double bagger last night?

by Satan January 7, 2005

ass is grass

An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.

Your ass is grass if she gave you head while we were dating.

by Satan March 25, 2005

School

A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.

Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom?
Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like! Torturng our sick, twisted kids!

by Satan August 11, 2004

papa time

When father comes and touchs you in that certain way, in that certain place.

"I have to get home in time for PAPA time or else dad will kick my ass"

by Satan April 19, 2004

DarthBocsius

The homosexual butt mod for the IGN message boards.

Little momma's boy.

Ignorant.

insert gay hardcore here

by Satan January 22, 2005