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2 definitions by samsquamch

 
1.
Dits are saggy tits that are shaped like dicks.
Imagine seeing a pair of tits that you think you could jack off. Those are dits.
by samsquamch December 29, 2007
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2.
To inherit a bunch of money, buy a bar, run it into the ground, thus losing all of your money and owing the government. One who Uncle Danny's something tends to blame everyone else for the failure.
"If Tony wasn't Uncle Danny'ing the bar, it would have been a success."
by Samsquamch October 28, 2012
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