2 definitions by sammysamsamsam

Maskgina

When a vagina shape forms in the middle of your surgical mask every time you start talking.

Tia, your maskgina is showing.

by sammysamsamsam June 4, 2020

The Sam

When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.

Only alumni have gracefully mastered the art of The Sam.

by sammysamsamsam June 20, 2020