saddam hussein's definitions

jumpoff

A crazy or insanely wild party

Yo let's hit up throw a jumpoff at the place tonight.

by Saddam Hussein September 22, 2005

freedom fries

Strips of greasy, starchy, carbohydrate-laden, fried tuber. Eating these causes you to become fat and disgusting (see: American). This causes you to die at 45 years old. The French are probably very happy to be absolved of responsibility for these.

Zeke ate freedom fries until his arteries actually shattered like glass.

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

beater

A $50 car. Favourites include the Hyundai Pony, Datsun 210, Chevy Chevette and Dodge Omni. You can hold the rusty body panels together with radio station stickers.

Arsehole: "Dude, your car is a beater. Get a better one like mine."
BeaterMan: "How much did yours cost?"
Arsehole: "$30,000."
BeaterMan: "I can buy 600 beaters for what you paid for yours. Dipshit."

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

tank

Big, turret on caterpillar tracks and covered in metal armour.

Iraq soldier 1- Have you seen a tank?
Iraq soldier 2- Yes.
Iraq soldier 1- Describe it to me.
Iraq soldier 2- Have you seen a watermelon?
Iraq soldier 1- Yes!
Iraq soldier 2- It totally dosen't look like one!

by Saddam Hussein April 28, 2003

latte

A coffee with milk, which costs 5 times as much as a coffee with milk.

Gimme a venti latte with extra foam! And is there any way you can charge me MORE money without giving me any more in return? You can?! GREAT!

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

Cartoon Network

Home of Space Ghost Coast to Coast and Cartoon Planet (featuring Space Ghost), the only two reasons to watch television.

Turn on Cartoon Network! Space Ghost is comin' on!

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

pok

A Chinese dish, often served with sweet 'n sour sauce.

You order fly lice, sweet n sour pok and remon chicken. That be all for you, Lo Fan?

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003