2 definitions by ryansleftnut

shqueep

Wet bubbly fart usually followed by diohreah and is often uncomfortable

ryan: jord mate mostafa just shqueeped
jordan: dirty sod
ryan: not my fault he has no bowel controll

by ryansleftnut April 29, 2008

Kawazaki crumble

go for a shit and on a long and hot day the remaining turd goes hard and sticks to your arse hais creating the kawazaki crumble

Dillon: ughh i got a kawazaki going on
Ryan: dill whipe your fucking arse propperly then

Mostafa: Geek
Ryan: Shut the fuck up mostafa or your gonna eat the Kawazaki crumble

by ryansleftnut July 30, 2008