2 definitions by ryanf

Kirpes

When someone named Kirk give you herpes.

girl on the phone says "OMG Kirk my test came back and you gave me herpes"
kirk replies "No bitch those be Kirpes!! :D :D :D"

by ryanf August 20, 2012

Full Coat Of Armour

When a boston steamer, pearl necklace, hitler or any other fetish action is all applied in one sitting.

"Dude i shat, gave a pink sock and came on my mrs chest! so u gave her a full coat of armour then?"

by ryanf April 2, 2007