Definitions by rustymatelot

JackSpeak 

Words/phrases/abbreviations used by sailors in the Royal Navy.

'Port and starboard scran spanners' is knife and fork.
'Couldn't organise 50% leave in a two man canoe' is someone who is disorganised.
For further info find the book JackSpeak. it'll be somewhere on the internet

JackSpeak by rustymatelot December 3, 2007