30 definitions by russell

Wank Shafting Haribo

A good insult to give someone OR an illegal sweet.

Shut the fuck up you wank shafting haribo

by russell November 18, 2003

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cock in one's mouth

the act of chewing Rooster tobacco.

I love when that cock is in my mouth

by russell August 10, 2004

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glint

Durinig sex, the sperm that dribbles out of the penis long before an orgasm. It's the main reason why "pulling out" is not an effective substitute for condoms.

1. Bill pulled out before he had an orgasm, but he still got Jane pregnant from his glint.

by russell July 11, 2004

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ijit

a funny way to say "idiot"

John never uses his turn signal because he's an ijit

by russell July 13, 2004

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Stealth Munter

A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.

"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "

by russell November 13, 2003

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