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Samapotomus

A creature that is large in size, a little bit larger than a hippopotomus. Also very lazy.

Here is the wild Samapotomus in their natural habitat, notice how they can only take 5 steps before having to take a seat. and notice how it is telling every person their life story even though no one cares. OH now they ask random questions that make everyone feel akward.

by ruis April 19, 2010