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The first inhabitants of America, (or any region for that matter). Aboriginal Americans are often mis-labeled "Native Americans".
By definition, any person born in America is a Native American. The Aboriginals however, AKA American Indians, were here first.

Of all the Native Americans in the U.S. the Aboriginals have been here the longest.

Indian-Gaming has been a large source of funding for the educational system of the Aboriginal American population.
by ruhbee! August 28, 2006
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A prostitute, specifically one fulfilling their role in an Executive Round. This occurs when 18 holes of golf are following by drinks at a local bar(19th hole)and then by a sexual frolic with a professional.

Pardon the limp, I suffered a major calf cramp at the 20th hole on Sunday and it has been knotted up since.
by ruhbee! January 20, 2009
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A nice big cock, noted for its tall highrise leading up to it's mushroom head.
Though Mark's personality and looks seemed to be lacking, widespread word of the Empire Smurf Building made his pants the center of a tourist economy.
by ruhbee! September 7, 2006
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A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by ruhbee! March 10, 2008
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A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by ruhbee! March 5, 2008
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A controversial and failing attempt to euphemize an identity phrase for Black Americans. Unfortunately for the phrase's potential to be literally correct, all humans came from Africa at one time, therefore all people, regardless of breed, color, ethnicity or however one may choose to categorize them, are of African descent. Another problem the more-educated population has with the phrase is that the quickest way to know which specific type of African American one is referring to is to look at their skin. This takes the subject of conversation back to black, eliminating the function of the euphemistic-intentioned phrase. Due to it's failure to positively convey the identity of the Black American without error, the phrase has evolved into a dysphemism and is often spoken between air quotes.
Correct: Aboriginal Australians are black, and many of African emmigrants are black, but African Americans range in color as far as human potential has seen.

Incorrect: Jesse Jackson is an African American but Richard Nixon is not.
by ruhbee! April 25, 2007
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One who does not believe in Google.
Jesus's family computer died in a fire in 1998 and with it his faith. He argues absence of evidence is evidence of absence and considers himself a strong agooglist.
by ruhbee! October 14, 2007
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