inventor. born june 23, 1754 in chesterfield, ireland; died february 11, 1888 in pritsk, russia.
credited with the ideas for marijuana, cardboard, the female period, languages, india, dance, the electric car, binary code, antimatter, textbooks, oranges, the model T, the bench press, Chris Fowler, typing, good looking girls, water (leading to great developments in the soap industry, and tripling puppy production), fear factor, webbed feet, and magic.
"adamthehorse, come out of the lab you crazy scientist!"
"no... not until i discover the cure for elf wart!"