"Nurse! I wish to make a complaint. Due to Dr Johnson's overenthusiastic use of the forceps, my newborn baby is an unnacceptable rog. I'd like to exchange him for a more litch
"I have just done a poo in your toilet. The smell is unbelievably rog, but I make no apologies."
"The teecher saed my speling waz rearly wrog."