A Hyundai Genesis sedan that looks remarkably similar to a Mercedes.
Dumb guy: Oh dude, Jason just a got a new Mercedes! Check it out!
Smart Guy: No way fool, that ain't no Mercedes - it's a Fauxcedes - made by Hyundai - and they call it a "Genesis" like it was first or something.
Shaving one's head with a razor, as opposed to doing so with electric clippers.
When my battery powered clippers run out of juice I just go ahead and Bic-it for that extra clean look.
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