A girl is about to give you a blowjob. When you pull down your pants she spits on your dick and doesn't give you head.
Hey dude, how was Kathy?
She gave me a "Wet Lolly-pop"!
Where you haven't gotten any ass for at least 10 years
Guy 1: YO dawg, how much of that booty r u gettin?
Guy 2: I havent gotton that shit since i can remember, I am in a "Booty Poverty".
Where you are about to get a blowjob and when you don't realize it the girl fills her mouth with hot sauce....
What happened man????
She gave me a "red hot chilli
Someone who is so obsessed with you, you want to kill them
Dude, i keep getting txts from her man what do i do?
Man, i dont know. She's such and "Overobsessor"
You know those airplanes that are super high above the ground and the exhaust makes a line-cloud.
It's a bird! It's a plane! Ohh yep it is a plane..."Sky Painter"
Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.
Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?
Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA
Dank Piss is a phrase you would say if someone slightly posses you off and you don't wanna say anything.
Lunch lady- you owe me money, you can't get no iced tea! Or cookie!
You- Dank Piss!!!!!!!!!