5 definitions by rohan kishibe simp #2

OrangeMonke

A very stunning man. Such a handsome man, a man among men, a true hero of testosterone. Highly regarded by those of the male gender as breathtaking and truly the apex of handsomeness. He even moderates a discord server! What's not to love about OrangeMonke? Man, he's so awesome...

Not to be confused with OrangeMonkey.

Person 1: Dude, OrangeMonke is so cool
Person 2: FOR REAL! I bet his rock hard 8-pack abs could deflect bullets.
Person 1: NO WAY!!!

by rohan kishibe simp #2 February 26, 2021

OrangeMonkey

Someone covered in their own feces.

Person 1: God, my cousins are such idiots. One is even an OrangeMonkey.
Person 2: What's an OrangeMonkey?
Person 1: Someone covered in their own shit.

by rohan kishibe simp #2 February 26, 2021

marchar

marchar is a handsome biker who loves men.

cracked at minecraft. and fortnite.

person 1: bro marchar is so hot i bet he gets all the dudes
person 2: ong bruh hes cracked!!!!!!!!! goated!!!!

by rohan kishibe simp #2 February 26, 2021

bjcoolboy04

never, ever talk to a bjcoolboy04. he smells bad. very odorous, you dont wanna get near that dude.

person 1: yo have you seen bjcoolboy04 lately???
person 2: ew, of course not. i dont want to smell him, let alone see him.
person 1: understandable

by rohan kishibe simp #2 February 26, 2021

MurpleCow

MurpleCow is a friend. A great one, at that. You enjoy speaking to him and spending time with him. He is overall just a kind, amazing, reliable dude, and will always be down to talk to you. He'll guide you through a rough patch in your life and show you the positive side of things. He's very handsome, too, and rocks those thigh highs. Truly a king, MurpleCow is, and you'll never regret meeting him once you do.

Person 1: Damn, (Person 2), you're such a MurpleCow. You're always there.
Person 2: Awwww, thanks (Person 1) :)

by rohan kishibe simp #2 February 26, 2021