2 definitions by rockinturtle
When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2020
Synonym for fried, stoned, high, etc. Basically the best feeling ever; an out-of-body experience that can only be achieved while partaking in smoking with the boys. There are no guarantees as to what will happen while one is under this magnitude of influence.
I was at a party with the boys last night and we all got totally groppled. I lost my phone and couldn't feel my arms!
by rockinturtle August 1, 2019