Entertaining website, if you don't take it personally (which can be hard to avoid, as he seems to try to offend everyone). One has to wonder if he actually believes what he writes, or if he is just trying to be ridiculously insensitive for effect. Either way, original (and surprisingly clever) stuff.
Maddox: I'm so pissed, I just slammed the door shut on some kid's nuts.
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